Episode 07: Proper Condom Use -

While the children are terrified of sexual contact, Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik—both originally portrayed as sexually inexperienced—develop a sudden and grotesque romantic relationship. Real-World "Proper Condom Use" Guide

While the episode uses absurdism for comedy, health organizations like the CDC and Planned Parenthood provide actual safety steps for external condoms: Episode 07: Proper Condom Use

Ensure the condom is not expired and the packaging is still air-filled (not punctured). While the children are terrified of sexual contact, Mr

Ms. Choksondik's frightening lessons convince the girls that boys are carriers of deadly diseases. Believing they must wear protection at all times to avoid "the AIDS," the boys begin wearing condoms constantly. This misunderstanding escalates into an all-out "gender war" involving flamethrowers and nail guns. Real-World "Proper Condom Use" Guide While the episode

After ejaculation, hold the rim of the condom against the base while the penis is still erect to prevent slipping or leakage. How to Put On a Condom | Follow Easy Instructions

The fourth-grade boys are caught "milking" dogs (masturbating them) after Cartman mistakenly labels the act a "trick".