Mike.and.dave.need.wedding.dates.2016.... - Subtitle

They have actual jobs. (We think? One mentioned something about "founding a startup," which sounds like adult-speak for "rich.") They drink scotch neat.

Based on a true story involving a real viral Craigslist ad from 2013!

See the chaos brought to life by Zac Efron, Adam Devine, Anna Kendrick, and Aubrey Plaza .

We found our soulmates—or at least two girls who look like they won’t burn down the buffet. Meet Tatiana and Alice. They’re smart, they’re "respectable" (Dad’s favorite word), and they didn't even flinch when Mike accidentally set his own eyebrows on fire during the interview.

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Cast * Zac Efron. * Adam Devine. * Anna Kendrick. * Aubrey Plaza. * Sam Richardson.

They promised to keep us from doing the "Full Stangle" at the reception.

Alice has a really calming voice that makes you forget she could probably take you in a wrestling match.