Full transcripts for the episode "New Kidney in Town" can be found on sites such as Forever Dreaming Transcripts and Family Guy Wiki .
In this Family Guy episode from season 9, Peter's dangerous DIY energy drink leads to kidney failure, prompting Brian to offer his own organs for a transplant, while Chris and Meg compete in a contest to meet Barack Obama. The episode features a dramatic B-plot and concludes with a surprising twist regarding the kidney donor.