Micropenis — [s4e4]

Schmidt and Coach compete for a modeling job after being goaded by Winston and Cece.

Jess eventually finds Matt unbearable—not because of his condition, but because he is a "douchebag" who uses his condition to manipulate people and guilt-trip them into dates. 🏢 Subplot: The Modeling Rivalry [S4E4] Micropenis

'New Girl' Season 4 Episode 4 Recap: “Micro” - Flavorwire Schmidt and Coach compete for a modeling job

The storyline highlights their own physical "micropenises" (metaphorical insecurities), such as Schmidt’s "kitten-teat" nipples and Coach’s "geisha waist". [S4E4] Micropenis