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Perched on the railing was a the size of a small aircraft. Next to it, a massive Tarantula —likely a runaway from a neighbor’s exotic collection—was casually making its way toward Charlie’s discarded sandwich.

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“Alan, I’m telling you, it’s staring at me,” Charlie hissed, peering through the glass sliding door. Perched on the railing was a the size of a small aircraft

Charlie Harper’s beachfront Malibu deck was usually reserved for expensive scotch and questionable decisions, but today it looked like a deleted scene from a low-budget horror movie. I’m telling you