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Mike smiled. Maybe the subtitles were more useful than he thought. He didn't need to read the screen to know what was coming next. He waited for the beat to drop in the movie's soundtrack, then stood up. One humid Tuesday, Mike sat in a dimly
Which, coincidentally, was exactly how he described his current retirement plan. Mike squinted